Pick Your Rain
Same rain. Different intentions.
No subscriptions. No hidden fees. Just weather and questionable decisions.
💝
Rain Gift
A sweet, weird surprise
- ✓ Weather monitoring at any location
- ✓ Notification when it rains
- ✓ Your personalized message
- ✓ Recipient gets credit you deserve
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Rain on Their Parade
For when you care enough to wish them wet
- ✓ Target any outdoor event
- ✓ Same weather monitoring
- ✓ Passive-aggressive message options
- ✓ Plausible deniability included
Same price. Spite costs nothing extra.
Both options are the same service. We don't actually control weather or cause rain. The "spite" version is just for fun — please don't be actually mean to people. Unless they really deserve it.
More Ways to Send Weather
Coming eventually: Storm bundles, drizzle subscriptions, and seasonal specials. We're not rushing. Neither is the weather.
Need a lot of rain?
Bulk orders and invoicing available for corporate spite... er, gifting.
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Yes, this is real. Sort of.